carmennab:

my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.


IM FUCKGIN CRYING

calm-your-cloaca:

babyletyourfantasiesunwind:

yersinia—pestis:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while the man/woman just stands there looking scared as fuck while the other customers are trying to figure out what they did. 

that must be bad if it’s a 9 on an alphabetical scale.

IM FUCKGIN CRYING

sandandglass:

Gwyneth Paltrow touching Lee Mack’s balls. 

igetje:

femforthought:

queerlilly:

"without us you wouldn’t have any rights!" without you we wouldn’t have to fight for them

Always this. Always.

"Remember that men gave women the right to vote!"

And remember that men should never have been at such a social and political advantage as to be able to literally give and take away rights from groups of people.

fuckin tell ‘em

sehao:

Hello~ This is an EXO giveaway hosted by krismechently and myself, sehao. The rules are a little different than most giveaways, so please read carefully!

Rules:

  • To enter this giveaway you do not need to follow us. All you need to do is like our messages to EXO which you can find here and here. To ‘like’ them all you need to do is wait for them to load, and then click the little heart below the member’s picture on the left. You can vote once a day. 
  • Please reblog this post after you have liked both messages at least once. 
  • Have your ask box open so we can message you once the giveaway ends
  • Open internationally ^^
  • Must be 18+ or have parent permission 
  • Giveaway ends November 2nd, 2014.

Prizes:

1st Winner:

  • Wolf Cap
  • EXO overdose poster
  • Nature Republic EXO Poster
  • EXO M nature republic lip balm set of 6
  • EXO Nature Republic Clear file
  • EXO Sweater (any member of your choice)
  • Your choice of any three EXO handcreams
  • Your choice of two Nature Republic photo cards (Tao, Kai, Suho, Luhan, Kyungsoo, Minseok, Baekhyun or Kris)

2nd Winner:

  • Wolf Cap
  • EXO sweater (any member of your choice)
  • Your choice of any two EXO handcreams (that haven’t been picked by the our first place winner)
  • EXO M overdose poster
  • Your choice of a Nature Republic photo card (that hasn’t been picked by the our first place winner) (Tao, Kai, Suho, Luhan, Kyungsoo, Minseok, Baekhyun or Kris)

Extra Notes:

  • Winners will not be disclosed at the end of this giveaway.
  • Winners will be chosen through random.org.
  • Most items are on hand, although some will be ordered as soon as the winners reply.
  • Please feel free to send either one of us a message if you have any questions or concerns ^_^

sehao:

Hello~ This is an EXO giveaway hosted by krismechently and myself, sehao. The rules are a little different than most giveaways, so please read carefully!

Rules:

  • To enter this giveaway you do not need to follow us. All you need to do is like our messages to EXO which you can find here and here. To ‘like’ them all you need to do is wait for them to load, and then click the little heart below the member’s picture on the left. You can vote once a day. 
  • Please reblog this post after you have liked both messages at least once. 
  • Have your ask box open so we can message you once the giveaway ends
  • Open internationally ^^
  • Must be 18+ or have parent permission 
  • Giveaway ends November 2nd, 2014.

Prizes:

1st Winner:

  • Wolf Cap
  • EXO overdose poster
  • Nature Republic EXO Poster
  • EXO M nature republic lip balm set of 6
  • EXO Nature Republic Clear file
  • EXO Sweater (any member of your choice)
  • Your choice of any three EXO handcreams
  • Your choice of two Nature Republic photo cards (Tao, Kai, Suho, Luhan, Kyungsoo, Minseok, Baekhyun or Kris)

2nd Winner:

  • Wolf Cap
  • EXO sweater (any member of your choice)
  • Your choice of any two EXO handcreams (that haven’t been picked by the our first place winner)
  • EXO M overdose poster
  • Your choice of a Nature Republic photo card (that hasn’t been picked by the our first place winner) (Tao, Kai, Suho, Luhan, Kyungsoo, Minseok, Baekhyun or Kris)

Extra Notes:

  • Winners will not be disclosed at the end of this giveaway.
  • Winners will be chosen through random.org.
  • Most items are on hand, although some will be ordered as soon as the winners reply.
  • Please feel free to send either one of us a message if you have any questions or concerns ^_^

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

valhallamage:

rlaph:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and don’t wanna ask who it is

reblog to save a life,… or just to prevent an unwanted conversation

greatwhiteprivilege:

why are straight men so awful

greatwhiteprivilege:

why are straight men so awful

frosted:

poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

 

Squad means family. Squad means no one gets left behind or forgotten